How to Make a Subway Make Music

I should just set up a direct feed from Biophemera, where I found this. Conductor: www.mta.me from Alexander Chen on Vimeo. Alexander Chen’s Conductor turns the New York subway system into a string instrument. Using the MTA’s actual subway schedule, the program tracks and models actual train departures, accelerating the whole business so that a […]

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The Onion sequences Ozzy Osbourne’s genome

The Onion, picking up the news that Ozzy is having his genome sequenced, got an inside line, managed to get early results, and reports them thusly : Last month, the Cambridge, MA company Knome began mapping the complete DNA sequence for heavy metal singer and former reality star Ozzy Osbourne. Here are some of the discoveries made so far: His DNA contains vast sequences of mumbly code that are almost completely indecipherable Subliminal genes that must be unraveled backwards Brain unique in that it possesses not just opiate receptors, but powerful transmitters as well Gene responsible for making Jack Daniel’s unappealing in any amount less than a fifth Shares a close genetic link with no other living creature and so on.

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